I laughed more than I should have. The accurateness of this gif is like 2000%
Lmfao
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I laughed more than I should have. The accurateness of this gif is like 2000%
Lmfao
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The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
1-630-482-9696
1-800-784-8433
1-800-273-8255
1-866-488-7386
1-800-246-7743
1-847-831-3438
1-800-656-4673
1-650-321-5272
1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
1-800-422-4453
08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
08001111
0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
0800776600
0800 9178282
0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
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Remember when Jensen said his favorite word was insatiable
and remember when he said he wears silk boxers
or how bout when someone asked what his best attribute was and he just looked down at his lap and then smiRKED
shedonealreadydiddonehadherses:
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift
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How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
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